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"Fuck you, Jonny."

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Created on 2004-05-27 06:22:24 (#3279514), last updated 2009-06-09

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Name:	Too bad you don't have curly hair.
Location:	Winnipeg, Studio 54, Canada
Website:	I try too hard.

Bio

Or could it be that me and he are tighter than R Kelly in his teens?

Sam your the type of person people write books about

I wish I was cool but I'm just a girl from Winnipeg

Holy shit my hands!

So we baked a cake...
No not cake!
We baked a pie,
Not pie Noe pie!
Pizza we baked a pizza.

I am not a suburd boy!
and I love strange manners

I'm differently ugly.

"Whoa the Turtle Island Clinic?! I didn't know they had a clinic just for Turtles!"

Shut up about it....

Clearly my user info page rocks.
...err at least it used to.

I am sam. That is all you need to know.
Before I talk to you, put on some pants.

BUZZ
You will be missed.
I miss German Dinner Theatre!
=(

Fat people to the fridge, all fat people report to the fridge

'Goddammit, I want a quickie!'

Everything he says makes me want to punch him in the face!

'All I can think when stupid people talk is, "Ah SHUT UP YOUR STUPID!"'

"This better not be gay..."
"Don't worry it will be very heterosexual"

You can go back to camp and take your pants off?

'My scarf isn't working...'

It's the devil...no...wait a minute...its just a coke machine.

Cause no one deserves to be harrased for just three cents a day.

Hey thats where we took my dad!
Sam, thats the womans clinic.

Founder of the society for the ethical treatment of Carnies

I wish I was as cool as Robert deniro playing Jean val Jean in great expectations.

Fan of:(Things that I am seriously obsessed about) Puppets who kill <3, Welcome to the dollhouse, Edward Norton, Buzz, American Hotrod, Ronald Dahl, The Royal Tenebaums, Jared Leto, Brendan Sexton Jr., Meryl Streep, Ryan Phillipe, America's next top model, kaufka, Curly hair, Julian Casablancas, Tron, Short Circut, Angels in America, Daniel Negreanu, Gangsta number one, Paul Bettany, David Blaine, Joaquin Phoenix, Kids in the hall, Celebrity poker, Strongbad and the cheat, Conan O'brian, pikachu, jesus, the L word, Tim Robbins, Jeff Gordon, Leonardo DiCaprio, Aressted Development, Tom Green, James Remar, The Warriors, CSI, William Peterson, Jason Bateman, Jorja Fox, Kenny Vs. Spenny, Harry Potter Movies/Books, George Eads, Uma Thurman <3, Mary Louise Parker, Weeds, Rescue Me, Chole Sivengy and more to come when I can think.

Not a fan of: Mary kate and Ashley Olsen, Paris Hilton, Avril Lavinge, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt(for the love of god I hate him, and I mean...well dislike then), Real Canadian Supertores, stupid people, TOM CRUISE (Don't even get me started!), homestarrunner, Blink 182, Simple plan, emo people, 12 to 14 year olds (Except the cool kind, or maybe the not cool kind), people who think they are cool and are definitly not and more to come.

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Edward Norton is the best actor in the world love

Lyrical Genius

"Hey Andrew guess my weight."
"Uh...160"
"No lower."
"170"
"LOWER, dumbass."

Gaia Sam!

Okay, who’d like a banger in the mouth?
Oh, right. I forgot.
Here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth.

We just call it a sausage.

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I think your dad just gave us permisson to do it!
You must teach me, George Micheal.
You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh!

A R R E S T E D
D E V E L O P M E N T

Hot Tramp and Sam = <3 forever and EVER

To check out my photography go HERE
To check out my art work go HERE

While watching Galdiator:
Man it would suck to live back then.
Yeah they don't have close captioning,
But at least they can read lips.
Andrew....they didn't have TV's.

*Smirk*

=) !!!!! <3 @#$!%

Ahmmmsigh

And I'm sorry you were thinkin I would steal your fire
Oh the heart beats in its cage....

So this is it?

I would have to say
My all time favorite book
would have to be Johnny Cash's
Autobiography
Cash by Johnny Cash

My sexual experience with life

Sam tie your fuckin shoes.
Adrea, live a little...don't tie your shoes.
Yes cause I love randomly tripping.
Hey it adds something to my life. Good stories to tell.

And you know you live in Winnipeg when.....

Get yourself a lawyer and a gun

Sam if you were walking down the street,
I would think you were insane,
and would proceed to cross to the other side.

I just don't understand why the cousin in a tent?

Yeah thats weird, your cousin the tent.

I'm siging all my emails that way;
Sincerly your cousin, the tent.

Alright back to the tent at hand.
Shit! I mean task, TASK at hand.